PedoPlushies

The World's Most Punchable Plush Dolls

🥊 Squeeze the creeps. Punch the predators. Feel better.
Satirical Commentary Product

PedoPlushies is satirical political commentary in plush form. These dolls exist to keep public attention on convicted predators and the systems that enabled them. Humor and absurdity are powerful tools for accountability — because the worst thing for these people is being remembered for exactly what they did.

Every doll ships with a fact card detailing the subject's crimes and the victims impacted. A portion of proceeds is donated to child protection organizations.

Jeffrey Epstein Plush Doll

Jeffrey Epstein

Convicted sex trafficker
$29.99
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Ghislaine Maxwell Plush Doll

Ghislaine Maxwell

Convicted sex trafficker
$29.99
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Jimmy Savile Plush Doll

Jimmy Savile

Prolific predator — exposed posthumously
$29.99
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Peter Scully Plush Doll

Peter Scully

Convicted — life sentence, Philippines
$29.99
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Larry Nassar Plush Doll

Larry Nassar

Convicted — USA Gymnastics team doctor
$29.99
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Marc Dutroux Plush Doll

Marc Dutroux

Convicted — Belgium's most notorious predator
$29.99
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Gary Glitter Plush Doll

Gary Glitter

Convicted — disgraced glam rock singer
$29.99
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Jerry Sandusky Plush Doll

Jerry Sandusky

Convicted — Penn State football coach
$29.99
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Josef Fritzl Plush Doll

Josef Fritzl

Convicted — imprisoned daughter for 24 years
$29.99
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Jared Fogle Plush Doll

Jared Fogle

Convicted — former Subway spokesman
$29.99
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Prince Andrew Plush Doll

Prince Andrew

Settled lawsuit — Epstein associate
$29.99
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Woody Allen Plush Doll

Woody Allen

Accused — married adoptive stepdaughter
$29.99
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Disclaimer: PedoPlushies is a satirical commentary product protected under the First Amendment. These products are intended as political and social commentary on public figures involved in documented criminal cases. All individuals depicted have been convicted of, or publicly accused and sued for, crimes against children. This is not an endorsement of violence. Product likenesses are caricatures created for satirical purposes. A portion of all proceeds is donated to organizations fighting child exploitation.